🔻 Cosmic Pyramid

Cosmic Pyramid is a tongue-in-cheek idle "invite-to-earn" game where you run a cosmic pyramid of recruits. Tap the big SEND INVITES button to fling envelopes into the air — each one has a conversion chance to land a new recruit, who drops onto your growing pyramid and starts paying passive play-coins every second. This board runs a slow, stable scheme — low churn, rare scandals, patient growth. Spend coins on four upgrades: a sharper Pitch (more invites convert), more Invites per tap, Auto-Recruiters that invite while you idle, and Trust that keeps members from leaving. Keep tapping to pump the HYPE meter for a juicy income multiplier — but members churn over time and a sudden SCANDAL can collapse a chunk of your network. Built it big enough? RE-LAUNCH to bank a permanent multiplier and start again, faster and richer. This is an easygoing board, so joins, churn and payouts all scale with the pressure. Most importantly, Cosmic Pyramid is pure parody — no real money, no real recruiting and nothing to buy. The joke is showing how hollow "earn by inviting" loops are, while still being a fun number-go-up idle game. It plays with simple taps (plus Space to invite and keys 1–4 for upgrades), runs instantly in your browser, autosaves your network and even pays idle coins while you are away. How huge can your pyramid get?

How to play

• Tap SEND INVITES (or press Space) to fling invite envelopes into the air.
• Each invite has a chance to convert into a recruit who joins your pyramid and pays passive coins.
• Spend coins on upgrades (keys 1–4): Pitch, Invites/tap, Auto-Recruiter and Trust.
• Keep tapping to raise the HYPE meter for a bigger income multiplier.
• Beware churn and random SCANDALS that shrink your network — Trust softens the blow.
• Re-launch (R) once big enough to bank a permanent multiplier and grow even faster.

Controls

Tap the SEND INVITES button (or press Space) to invite recruits. Tap upgrade cards or press 1–4 to buy upgrades; press R to re-launch. M mutes. Fully touch-friendly.

Features

• A living pyramid that grows node-by-node as recruits join
• Four upgrade tracks: Pitch, Invites-per-tap, Auto-Recruiters and Trust
• Hype multiplier for active tapping plus passive + idle (offline) earnings
• Churn and random SCANDAL events — slow, stable scheme — low churn, rare scandals, patient growth
• Re-launch / prestige for a permanent multiplier; saved high score; sound + haptics
• 100% parody — no real money, no real recruiting, nothing to buy

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