Is this real crypto trading?

No. Everything is play-money for entertainment only — there is no real cryptocurrency, no wallet, no payments and no real-money trading or wagering.

List coins to collect a cut of trading fees, raise your Trust meter to multiply volume, and make smart event-card choices. Your valuation is the score.

What do the event cards do?

Each card presents a situation (a hack, audit, pump or crash) with two responses that trade off cash, trust and volume. A Security Team softens the bad outcomes.

Does it keep running when I'm away?

Yes, fee revenue accrues while the tab is open and your progress autosaves so you can resume later.

Can I play on mobile?

Absolutely — it's touch-friendly and works on phones, tablets and desktops.

📈 Yeti Yard

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Yeti Yard puts you in the CEO chair of a scrappy startup play-money crypto exchange — 🦣. You start by listing your first coin and earning a tiny cut of every trade, then grow the floor into a humming marketplace of tokens like NYC, PAR and RIO. Revenue flows in passively from trading fees, but the real game is decisions. A Trust meter rises when you treat traders well and tanks after hacks or outages, and it directly multiplies your volume. Every little while an event card interrupts the day — a regulator audit, a hot-wallet probe, a coordinated pump, a flash crash — and you pick one of two responses, each with real trade-offs in cash, trust and volume. Tap a listed market to manually market-make a quick volume bump. Reinvest your fees into Fee Optimizers, Server Clusters, Marketing Pushes and a Security Team that softens the blow of bad events. List more coins as you scale, ride the bull-and-bear sentiment cycle, and push your exchange's valuation to a new high score. It is completely free, runs in your browser on phone or desktop, autosaves your progress, and is 100% play-money — there is no real cryptocurrency, no wallet and no real money anywhere. Can you build the most trusted exchange in Yeti Yard?

How to play

Earn trading fees automatically from every coin listed on Yeti Yard.
Press ➕ LIST NEW COIN (or L) to add markets like TOK and grow your volume.
Watch the Trust meter — high trust multiplies your revenue, hacks and outages lower it.
When an event card pops up, read it and tap choice 1 or 2 (keys 1/2) — each has trade-offs.
Buy upgrades: Fee Optimizer, Server Cluster, Marketing and a Security Team to absorb bad events.
Tap a market to manually market-make a volume bump, and grow your valuation high score.

Controls

Tap a listed market to market-make, tap shop cards to buy upgrades, and ➕ to list coins (L key). When an event card appears, press 1 or 2 to choose. M mutes. Fully touch-friendly.

Features

Idle trading-fee revenue from a growing board of 10 themed coins
A live Trust meter and bull/bear sentiment cycle that swing your volume
Random event cards (hacks, audits, pumps, crashes) with real two-choice trade-offs
Upgrades: fee tiers, server clusters, marketing and a Security Team that mitigates losses
Play-money only — no real crypto or wallet; autosave, sound and a valuation high-score chase