💥 Alpine Ragdoll Mayhem

<p>If you have ever wanted to harmlessly hurl a ragdoll into oblivion for points, this was built for you. In <b>Alpine Ragdoll Mayhem</b>, set in an icy alpine ski slope, you play stair dismount — the classic dismount where you fling a ragdoll down a long staircase for maximum tumbling damage. Drag back from the dummy to set your launch angle and power, then let go and watch a fully simulated Verlet ragdoll cartwheel down a long flight of stairs. Every step it cracks against adds to your damage score, with bigger impacts worth far more, so the perfect throw sends it bouncing edge to edge all the way to the bottom.</p><p>Your objective: fling the dummy down the staircase so it racks up the biggest possible total impact damage. Chasing the perfect bouncing line down the stairs is endlessly moreish.</p><p>Everything runs in the browser, your record is saved on your device, and the whole thing is completely free.</p><p><b>Alpine Ragdoll Mayhem</b> plays fast and punchy across an icy alpine ski slope — read the board early and this snow stair dismount becomes a satisfying rhythm. If you have a few minutes, <b>Alpine Ragdoll Mayhem</b> is the kind of snow pick you keep coming back to. Give it one run; the personal-best chase does the rest.</p>

How to play

• Start Alpine Ragdoll Mayhem and you are dropped into an icy alpine ski slope.
• After that, drag back from the ragdoll to aim your throw.
• Release to fling it toward the staircase.
• From there, each step it slams into adds to your damage.
• Aim for an edge-to-edge bouncing tumble.
• Watch it settle and bank your total score.
• Soak in an icy alpine ski slope between moves — the snow setting changes the look, not the rules.
• Stay calm and keep your timing clean; a smooth snow stair dismount always out-scores a frantic one.

Controls

Drag back from the dummy and release to fling it (touch or mouse). Power and angle depend on how far and which way you pull. Everything is tuned for the alpine snow setting, so it plays clean with one thumb on a phone or arrow keys on desktop.

Features

• A fully simulated Verlet ragdoll with floppy joints
• A long staircase course built for maximum tumbling
• Impact-based scoring where bigger hits pay off most
• Bone-crunch SFX and gore-free spark particles
• Local best-damage record to beat each throw
• Alpine scenery, palette and sound design unique to Alpine Ragdoll Mayhem
• Instant load, no sign-up, and smooth 60fps play on a mid-range phone

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