Whatever you do, don't press it.
Do Not Click the Shiny Gem is a tiny game of pure reverse psychology. There is one shiny gem on the screen, it is clearly labelled "HANDS OFF", and your one job is to absolutely not press it. You will press it. Everyone …
1. Do NOT press the shiny gem. (You will. It's fine.)
2. Click or tap the button, or press Space, to trigger a chaos event.
3. If it runs away, chase it with your cursor or finger to catch it.
✦ One forbidden shiny gem you are absolutely not supposed to press
✦ Eight escalating chaos events: shake, multiply, run away, fake errors and more
✦ A button that panics and flees your cursor so you have to chase it