Whatever you do, don't press it.
Do Not Click the Self-Destruct is a tiny game of pure reverse psychology. There is one self-destruct on the screen, it is clearly labelled "DO NOT PRESS", and your one job is to absolutely not press it. You will press it…
1. Do NOT press the self-destruct. (You will. It's fine.)
2. Click or tap the button, or press Space, to trigger a chaos event.
3. If it runs away, chase it with your cursor or finger to catch it.
✦ One forbidden self-destruct you are absolutely not supposed to press
✦ Eight escalating chaos events: shake, multiply, run away, fake errors and more
✦ A button that panics and flees your cursor so you have to chase it